1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,00 PROGRAMMED FOR PLEASURE 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,00 Written and directed by FREDERIC LANSAC 3 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,00 I don't know how to start such an extraordinary story... 4 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,00 although I have imagined so many amazing tales... 5 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,999 But this time... 6 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,999 This time it's for real. 7 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,00 It really happened to me. 8 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,00 I'm 32 years old... and what you might call a normal man. 9 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,999 Well... almost. 10 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,00 I have a tremendous sex drive. 11 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,999 Oh, that's lovely. 12 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,00 That's just what I was going to say. 13 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,999 And you haven't seen anything yet. 14 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,999 When I was 14 years old 15 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,999 we had to change the maid every three days. 16 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,999 They didn't have enough time to do the work... 17 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,999 or enough strength. 18 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,999 Well, what do you know! 19 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:56,999 I've done a lot of traveling. 20 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,00 I've explored just about every whorehouse in the world. 21 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,00 They all got tired of my... "appetite. " 22 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,00 Then one day, I met Sabine. 23 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,00 At long last, I had met the ideal lover. 24 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,00 The one I had searched for for so long. 25 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,999 She accepted all my whims... and all my fantasies... 26 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,999 Even the kinkiest ones. 27 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,00 Oh, Sabine... 28 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,00 - Two Vittel waters, please. - Yes, sir. 29 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,00 - Listen... - Yes? 30 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,999 Over there. 31 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,999 - On the right. - okay, thank you. 32 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,00 Come darling, I have to make a telephone call. 33 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,00 Oh, yes... Come! 34 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,00 I'll check what's going on there. 35 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,00 Yes, it's good... 36 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,00 Oh, it's good! 37 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,999 Yes... More! 38 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,00 Yes, harder! 39 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,00 Yes, go on... 40 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,00 Sadly, women are as wavering as the wind, as the saying goes. 41 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,999 Sabine, my dear Sabine, 42 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,00 was starting to get fed up with my gargantuan appetite. 43 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,999 She wasn't the same woman. 44 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,00 She wasn't as willing as she used to be. 45 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,00 Not again! 46 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,00 Oh, no! 47 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,00 Can't I be left alone for 5 minutes? 48 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:41,999 This guy's going to kill me! 49 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,999 You're beautiful... 50 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,00 Lucky me! 51 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,00 Here we go again! 52 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,00 What about the dishes? 53 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,00 It's just not possible. 54 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,999 Is he ever going to stop? 55 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,00 He's never going to stop! 56 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,00 Enough! 57 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,00 What a bore! 58 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,999 I was a lost man. 59 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,999 No more ideas. No more projects. 60 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,999 I had only one thing on my mind: 61 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,999 How to get her back? 62 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,999 Perhaps with tenderness? 63 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,999 That's how desperate I was! 64 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,999 Tenderness! 65 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,999 Let's try tenderness, then... 66 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,00 I rushed into it blindly. 67 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,00 Sabine? 68 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,00 Sabine? 69 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,00 Come on, Sabine. Don't be childish. 70 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,999 Open the door. 71 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,999 Open the door! 72 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,999 Sabine? 73 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,00 I won't touch you, I swear. 74 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,00 Come on, let me in. 75 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,00 Lost. I was completely lost. 76 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,999 I spent all my time looking for a lay. 77 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,00 Then suddenly... 78 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,999 I had an idea. 79 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,00 Mixing business with pleasure. 80 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,999 I decided to hire myself a secretary. 81 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,00 I interviewed two or three girls before choosing Lucille... 82 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,00 who seemed to have all the qualities required. 83 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,00 FRAMO Temporary Secretarial Agency 84 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,00 If you carry on like this, I won't finish chapter 6 tonight. 85 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,999 - No! - Yes! 86 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,999 - Oh, no! - Oh, yes! 87 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,999 Listen... What about chapter 6? 88 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,999 I'll never finish it. 89 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,999 - Stop! - You're so pretty! 90 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,00 No... Listen... My work... 91 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,00 There... 92 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,00 "FRAMO Temporary Job Agency. At your service, 24 hours a day" 93 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,999 At last, an advertisement that told the truth. 94 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,00 I appreciated that. I appreciated it immensely. 95 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,00 Lucille just decided to stick it out, whenever I felt like sticking it in. 96 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,00 Don't stop on my account... 97 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,00 Well, if she says she doesn't mind... 98 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,00 I hope you have good insurance. 99 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,00 Oh, yes... Oh, Nicolas! 100 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,999 "Good insurance"... 101 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,00 I was having as much fun with her as with Sabine when our affair began. 102 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,00 You're hurting me! 103 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,00 That was nice... Good job! 104 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,00 Lucille was very sexually frustrated. 105 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,00 Before she met me, she only made love once a day. 106 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:58,999 Once a day? 107 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,00 With me it was once an hour! 108 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,00 More... 109 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,999 Right! 110 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,00 Chapter 5: The City of Wizards. 111 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,999 It was the end of the world... 112 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,999 Some survivors... 113 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,999 Wizards! 114 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,999 I mean... a new kind of wizards. 115 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,999 Computers... 116 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,999 Robots that were programmed... for pleasure. 117 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,00 Pleasure was the last refuge for the survivors. 118 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,00 They used it... 119 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,999 Overused it. 120 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,00 They pretended they were the image of a dying race... 121 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,999 But... 122 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,999 Who was to succeed this dying race? 123 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,999 Mutants? 124 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,999 Regenerated people? 125 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,00 In a completely darkened sky... 126 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,999 shone the star of Lansac. 127 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,999 I can't write! 128 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,00 But how long was it going to last? 129 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,00 How long? 130 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,999 Is it okay? 131 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,00 - It's impossible... - Did you take it all? 132 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,00 I can't write any more... I can't move! 133 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,00 Have you finished yet? 134 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,00 Not so fast! 135 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,00 I like that! 136 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,00 Wake up! 137 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,00 Are you sleeping or what? 138 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,999 I'm tired... 139 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,00 I can't take it anymore! 140 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,999 She was sleeping... 141 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,999 Sleeping while I was fully aroused. 142 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,999 They're all alike. 143 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,00 Weaklings! 144 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,999 Lucille? 145 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,00 Lucille? Where are you? 146 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,00 Lucille? 147 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:21,00 Goodbye. I want to live for a few more months. Lucille. 148 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,00 Get back to your impotent man, you dumb bitch! 149 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,999 I had sunk to the bottom. 150 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,00 No secretary. No mistress. 151 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,999 No desire to work. 152 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,00 I needed some kind of sex god to give me a helping hand. 153 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,00 He did... and so did I. 154 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,999 Byron, a young film director 155 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,999 wanted to shoot a film based on one of my books: 156 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,999 The Insane Planet. 157 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,999 It wasn't all that interesting... 158 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,00 But on the other hand, his collaborator interested me greatly. 159 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,999 Well? 160 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,999 Well what? 161 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,00 Do you like my adaptation or not? 162 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,00 Oh yeah... it's perfect. 163 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,999 Absolutely perfect. 164 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,00 I knew it. 165 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:44,999 Right! 166 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,00 I'm off. I have an appointment with the producer. 167 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,00 Olga will show you the set designs. 168 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,00 See you later. 169 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,999 Now, this... 170 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,00 This is the capital of the planet Omega. 171 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,00 That's where they launch the rocket... toward... 172 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,999 This setting... 173 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,999 ...is the island of the Leopard Woman. 174 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,00 You see, I have respected your... Well, if you want... 175 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,00 What are you doing? 176 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,00 Olga never returned after that. She sent her designs in by mail. 177 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,999 I began to stare at the postman. 178 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,00 That's how frustrated I'd become. 179 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,999 Then, an idea. 180 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,00 The idea of all time struck me. 181 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,999 The hero of my first novel, The Ideal Servant 182 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,999 constructed a robot. 183 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,00 Why not me? 184 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,999 It was obvious that someone like me 185 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,00 would put the robot to a somewhat different use. 186 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,999 The main thing was to start work. 187 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:01,999 It took a long time. 188 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,999 Very long. 189 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:04,999 It was difficult. 190 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,00 Very difficult. 191 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,999 After months of solitude, 192 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,999 many experiments and disappointments, 193 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,999 at last I reached my goal. 194 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,00 Was science-fiction going to turn into real science? 195 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,999 My problems were over. 196 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,999 A female object. 197 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,00 My female object. 198 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,999 I can't describe the joy that overwhelmed me. 199 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,999 I decided to name her Kim. 200 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,00 After an old movie heart-throb. 201 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,00 God created woman. I created Kim. 202 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,999 We were even. 203 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,999 Not having known Eve, 204 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,999 I couldn't compare her with Kim. 205 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,999 Eve bit into the apple. 206 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,00 But I had bigger plans for Kim. 207 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,999 Suddenly... 208 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,999 there was a doubt. 209 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,00 Had I programmed her correctly? 210 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,00 Then my doubts vanished. She was programmed just right. 211 00:49:59,000 --> 00:49:59,999 One thing was certain. 212 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,999 She was better than an inflatable doll. 213 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,00 I decided to let her get acquainted with her erogenous zones. 214 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:45,999 Perfect. 215 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,999 She was absolutely perfect... 216 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,00 and she also possessed a sense unknown to Man. 217 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,00 And for good reason! 218 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,00 Thanks to Kim, I'd found my will to work again. 219 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,999 I started preparing Byron's film. 220 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,999 Every now and then, I'd take a break. 221 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,999 Kim was always ready to please. 222 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:19,999 As for me... 223 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,00 I was always ready to play with my new toy. 224 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:27,00 I wonder if Dr. Frankenstein had the same rapport with his creature... 225 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,999 I felt the need to go even further. 226 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,999 I decided to test the reactions of an outsider. 227 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,00 Byron, my film director, presented an opportunity. 228 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,00 He came by to talk about the script which was supposed to surprise me. 229 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,999 Who would be more surprised? 230 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,00 The rocket fades and, in the distance, the planet explodes. 231 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,00 So? 232 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,999 What? 233 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,00 Well... Aren't you bothered by the fact that I changed the ending? 234 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,999 Oh no. 235 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,00 Not at all. 236 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,00 So? 237 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,999 Well... 238 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:17,00 Yes... You're very pretty but... Listen... 239 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,999 Well... 240 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,00 Yes... I'm okay if... 241 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,00 Oh no... No... Not the... 242 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,00 Well... 243 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,00 - Why, you're quite a host. - She's a real gem, isn't she? 244 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,00 No doubt, Byron didn't know he was making love to a robot. 245 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:38,999 Naturally. 246 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:42,00 She was more feminine than any woman I'd ever met. 247 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,00 Yes, go on... 248 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:24,00 Congratulations, my dear... 249 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,999 Thanks to Kim's talents, 250 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,999 Byron asked me to write his next film. 251 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,00 He insisted that Kim play the lead. 252 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,999 Of course, I remained vague. 253 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,999 Kim, an actress? 254 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,00 Although an actress who can't talk is a dream for any lazy screenwriter. 255 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,999 Anyway, everything was going well. 256 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,999 Very well. 257 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:53,00 Too well. 258 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,00 She's charming... but very quiet. 259 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,00 Indeed... She doesn't talk. 260 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:59,00 - A deaf-mute? - No, she only speaks Norwegian. 261 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,00 - She's Norwegian. - I see. 262 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,999 I came to take a few of my things. 263 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,00 I'll leave room for your little Norwegian. 264 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,00 Although... her wardrobe seems limited. 265 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,00 You needn't bother. I know the way. 266 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,999 You don't have to worry. 267 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,00 It's all finished between us. 268 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,999 Okay, you're nice but leave me alone now. 269 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,00 What are you doing? 270 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,00 What... 271 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,00 What are you doing? 272 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:48,00 That's lovely. 273 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,999 Leave us alone. You're not wanted here. 274 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:05,999 - But... - Get lost. 275 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,00 Let me come in peace. It never happened to me in this house before. 276 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,999 Go play with your thing in the garden. 277 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,00 You're really annoying us. 278 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:25,00 For the first time, she had disobeyed me. 279 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,999 Maybe it was time for a check-up. 280 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:32,00 Same as a car after 5000 miles. 281 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,00 Whore! 282 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,00 Oh, yes... 283 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,999 Pygmalion must have had the same problems. 284 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,999 But mine had no end in sight. 285 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,00 They were just beginning. 286 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:43,00 Here... Here's the mail. 287 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,00 I was just... bringing the... uh... mail. 288 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,999 What... What are you doing? 289 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,999 What do you want? 290 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,999 No, no, it's just the... 291 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:05,00 The mail... 292 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,999 No! I only brought the mail. 293 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:10,999 What are you... No, stop! 294 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,999 But... What... 295 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,999 Stop it now! 296 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:18,00 Stop it! 297 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,999 What could I do? Destroy my creation? 298 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:16,00 Possible but... I couldn't bring myself to do It. 299 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,999 Whore... 300 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,999 Whore! 301 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:19,00 Whore! 302 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:45,00 I'd nearly found perfection. 303 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:51,00 Now, I was going to reach perfection. True perfection. 304 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,999 This time... I was truly happy. 305 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,00 And fully reassured. 306 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,999 And then... 307 01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:56,00 something went wrong. 308 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,999 Well, my good man. 309 01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:14,999 What have they done to us? 310 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,999 What have they done to me? 311 01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:20,00 What have I become? 312 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:05,00 I had no will of my own anymore. 313 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:07,999 I accepted every one of their whims. 314 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,999 A male object. 315 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:13,00 I had become... a male object. 316 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:17,00 A robot. 317 01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:55,00 THE END